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Edward Elric Rants:
WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL YOU WANT TO CRUSH LIKE AN ANT?!
YOU KNOW I COULD BE TALL TO IN HIGH HEALS!!
WHO ARE YOU CALLING A RUNT SO SMALL THAT CAN ONLY BE SEEN BY A MAGNIFINE GLASS!?
WHAT ELS DO YOU WANT HALF-PIT, MIDGET?!
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"We should be taught not to wait for inspiration to start a thing. Action always generates inspiration. Inspiration seldom generates action."
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Edward Elric Rants:
WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL YOU WANT TO CRUSH LIKE AN ANT?!
YOU KNOW I COULD BE TALL TO IN HIGH HEALS!!
WHO ARE YOU CALLING A RUNT SO SMALL THAT CAN ONLY BE SEEN BY A MAGNIFINE GLASS!?
WHAT ELS DO YOU WANT HALF-PIT, MIDGET?!
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Edward Elric Rants:
WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL YOU WANT TO CRUSH LIKE AN ANT?!
YOU KNOW I COULD BE TALL TO IN HIGH HEALS!!
WHO ARE YOU CALLING A RUNT SO SMALL THAT CAN ONLY BE SEEN BY A MAGNIFINE GLASS!?
WHAT ELS DO YOU WANT HALF-PIT, MIDGET?!
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A brilliant leader does not bend people to his will; he makes them believe his will is their own.
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"We should be taught not to wait for inspiration to start a thing. Action always generates inspiration. Inspiration seldom generates action."
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A brilliant leader does not bend people to his will; he makes them believe his will is their own.
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"We should be taught not to wait for inspiration to start a thing. Action always generates inspiration. Inspiration seldom generates action."
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A brilliant leader does not bend people to his will; he makes them believe his will is their own.
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"We should be taught not to wait for inspiration to start a thing. Action always generates inspiration. Inspiration seldom generates action."
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